No Gary Cherone?

April 18, 2002

Former Van Halen singers David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar are going to tour together

The flashy Roth, dressed in black nylon trousers and shirt, was accompanied by three bodyguards, three masked catwomen in fluorescent unitards and a beer-drinking midget sporting an Andy Warhol wig. Hagar turned up solo in jeans and T-shirt.

"Between the two of us," Roth declared, "What you have is quintessential Americana...In the past, Roth has referred to Hagar as "a mediocre talent," "a complete failure," "a mindless little bridge-troll drone" and "my bitch."