Lower East Side Lolitas

July 25, 2002

Manhattan Humberts, Watch It!

Listen up, fellows: Rich, bored teenage girls in New York City are on the prowl for twentysomething (and in some cases, thirtysomething) men. And this time, theyÕre not just arming themselves with fake IDÕs. Young women barely past pubertyÑand before, ahem, the age of consentÑare sashaying onto the Internet, researching adult life, and constructing elaborate alter egos designed to dupe men all too willing to believe their lies.

Part of me thinks this is wrong, another part of me feels left out that I haven't recently been hit on by grossly underaged (or any other) females...