Time v. Money

October 3, 2002

The Onion: Temp Hides Fun, Fulfilling Life From Rest of Office

"At a job like this, where you're surrounded by angry, perpetually stressed-out lawyers who are working 80 hours a week, it's important to hide the fact that you're enjoying a normal, balanced, happy life," Braxton said Monday. "People get really pissed when they hear stuff like that.

If you have the money, you probably don't have time to enjoy it. If you have lots of free time, you're probably constrained by not having enough money. Or, if you're in law school, you have no time and no money.